"I always look around and try to work out who it was and I see the eyes staring back at me. I know they're thinking, 'Cheryl Cole thinks it's OK to fart on a plane as she's special,' and it's so not true. There should be a sort of aerosol that can be sprayed into the air and it would pinpoint the guilty person." British singer Cheryl Cole insists she's not to blame for passing gas on airplanes.