Six films later, they're still at it, and they no longer bother to number the series (what with Children of the Corn 666 appearing two years ago, how do you follow that up?). This time out, poor Jamie (Claudette Mink) heads west in search of her missing grandma, only to discover the hotel she lived at is now overrun by children. You know... children of the corn. Powerful evil awakens -- in the form of corn -- Jamie fights it off.
Of course, none of this is remotely watchable, but my biggest beef is how the movie totally blows the first rule of horror flicks: If you toss a guy off the roof, make sure he gets impaled on something when he lands! Otherwise you're just wasting my time.
Run time: 82 mins
In Theaters: Tuesday 9th October 2001
Distributed by: Miramax
Production compaines: Neo Art & Logic
Contactmusic.com: 1 / 5
IMDB: 3.4 / 10
Director: Guy Magar
Producer: Michael Leahy
Screenwriter: S.J. Smith
Starring: Claudette Mink as Jamie, Kyle Cassie as Armbrister, Michael Ironside as Priest, Troy Yorke as Jerry, Michael Rogers as Stan, Taylor Hobbs as Girl #1, Jeffrey Ballard as Boy #1, Sean Smith as Boy Preacher Abel, Crystal Lowe as Tiffany, Louise Grant as Hattie Soames, Ron Small as Store Owner