Coming Soon


Facts and Figures

Run time: 95 mins

In Theaters: Thursday 30th October 2008

Reviews 1 / 5

IMDB: 6.2 / 10

Cast & Crew


Starring: Andi Eigenmann as Monica, Glaiza de Castro as Sab, Carla Humphries as Dana, Boy 2 Quizon as Sikyu, Dominic Roco as Darwin, Cholo Barretto as Nacho, Antonio Aquitania as Tonio

Coming Soon Review

If Coming Soon is not the worst film of all time, it's damn near close. This horrifying movie follows three prissy, stuck-up New York City high-school girls whose two problems are 1) getting into college with the aid of bribes/daddy/lying and 2) having an orgasm (see if you can figure out that oh-so-clever title now). Kids, you can't make up shit like this. And oh, how I wish the writer hadn't made it up either. Not only is it in horrible taste, it's just plain horrible -- and oh, Mr. Gray, how sad I feel for you to be a part of this dreck.

Insulting and unwatchable, this one merits a rare "must avoid."