Run time: 105 mins
In Theaters: Friday 15th August 2003
Box Office USA: $5.1M
Distributed by: Warner Bros. Pictures
Production compaines: 900 Films
Contactmusic.com: 2.5 / 5
Rotten Tomatoes: 8%
Fresh: 6 Rotten: 67
IMDB: 5.9 / 10
Director: Casey La Scala
Screenwriter: Ralph Sall
Surprisingly, the four friends aren't slackers. They're motivated when it comes to getting what they want, which in this case happens to be an audience for their "Sponsor Me" tapes and, hopefully, a long-term contract and a gig skating for a living. Along the way, they encounter a healthy mixture of professional skaters, scantily clad skate babes (one female is actually listed in the credits as "Another Hot Girl"), and an army of washed up comics in cameos. Director Casey La Scala certainly keeps us guessing, as Bobcat Goldthwait, Dave Foley, Randy Quaid, and Tom Green grace the screen.
Grind shreds the competition when it comes to skateboarding movies. The sport's natural fluidity lends itself to being photographed, and La Scala (himself a skater) keeps the four-wheeled action moving. Initially, Grind aims to thrill and entertain, while slyly weaving in a message of "set a goal" and "work to achieve it."
But the film can't quite shred the formula that's dragging the plot down. What starts as a quirky mix of inspirational teenage bonding - powered by the chemistry of the four leads - collapses all too rapidly into an adolescent road trip flick peppered with choreographed dance routines, Poison sing-alongs, and an abundance of toilet jokes. Grind is fascinated with human waste: dropping it, smelling it, cleaning it up.
But where are the wipeouts? All told, I counted two characters who hit the ground while skating, and one is in a controlled environment on a ramp. Am I to believe that these pros filling in for the actors are that good? With two regulars from Jackass in the cast, I expected at least one expertly-edited crash montage, and left the theater sadly disappointed.
In addition to a music video, a cacophonous cast and crew commentary backs the DVD.
Not that kind of grind, sorry.