Harrison Ford hates being a rugged and good looking screen idol - and wishes he was bald.
Ford still has a full head of hair at 63 and is about to begin work on a fourth INDIANA JONES movie as the swashbuckling adventurer.
But he secretly yearns to be ugly and hairless, because life would be simpler.
He says, "I always wanted to be bald. I love what it looks like. You don't have to f**k with hair.
"I hate hairdressing. Every movie, I try to do something so people aren't f**king picking at it all the time."