Osbourne: 'Love Is Like Communism'
Jack Osbourne has compared love to being "a bit like communism", after failing to find a partner suited to his needs. The son of ageing rocker Ozzy Osbourne has struggled with depression, drugs and drink in his late teens, but is now three years sober following his stay at the Las Encinas clinic in California in 2003. The 21-year-old says, "I was talking about (having a girlfriend) to a friend of mine... I'm not opposed to it. "To me, having a girlfriend is a bit like communism. On paper (it) sounds awesome; in reality (it) never really works out."