SHARK star James Woods managed to keep his cool during this week's Los Angeles earthquake - and even cracked rude jokes as the ground shook beneath him.
The city was rocked by a 5.4-magnitude earthquake on Tuesday (29Jul08), just as the actor was getting into his Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV).
A source tells New York Post's gossip column PageSix, "He held tight to his door handle as some Beverly Hills ladies lunching outside held onto the table.
"When it was over, this gal with a pair of fake boobies the size of the Hollywood Hills blurted, 'Oh my God! Did you feel the earth move? Did you feel that?' Woods responded, 'Ah, so it was good for you too, my dear?'"