Model/actress Jenny McCarthy would love to haunt socialite Paris Hilton if she becomes a spirit after death.

The Scary Movie 3 actress wants to offer the hotel heiress moral lessons - and drive her mad with insults.

She says, "I'd try and give her (Hilton) some really good spiritual direction in her life.

"I'd also love to f**k with her, whispering in her ear things like, 'Your clothes are dirty! You're totally out of style! Eat something!'"