Table One Movie Review

Subscribe Stephen Baldwin
Bad idea: Make a comedy with nothing but loser guys and no real female parts. Lots of people are gonna line up for that one (Jackass excepted).

The wafer-thin story here, about the misadventures of a group of guys who somewhat foolishly invested in a bar/restaurant and hang out there every night in the hopes of impressing the ladies. Needless to say, they impress no one and end up the same losers 90 minutes later.

What, you ask? Stephen Baldwin a loser? Certainly David Herman (the unforgettable "Michael Bolton" from Office Space) is no loser. It's true, dear readers. It's true.

Their story, as you can probably deduce, is far from memorable. It's just schticky dialogue designed to convince you of the leads' maleness and attempt to crack a few jokes. The film fails on both accounts, landing somewhere way out there while attempting to be both Swingers and The Sopranos. It's wasteland filmmaking at its finest.

Subscribe Stephen Baldwin


Table One Rating

" Terrible "

Rating: R, 2000


More Stephen Baldwin

Russell Crowe And Onscreen Wife Jennifer Connelly Snapped At NY Premiere Of 'Noah' - Part 3

Russell Crowe, the leading man of biblical epic 'Noah', is snapped on the red carpet on his arrival at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York...

Stephen Baldwin Pays $100,000 For New York State Tax Bill

Stephen Baldwin was left with empty pockets on Friday (Oct 18th).The 47 year-old handed over a certified check for $100,000 to the state tax department...

Bruce Willis, Stephen Baldwin And DJ Jazzy Jeff Among Star-Studded 'After Earth' Premiere - Part 2

'Die Hard' star Bruce Willis, 'The Usual Suspects' actor Stephen Baldwin and Will Smith's former musical collaborator DJ Jazzy Jeff made their appearances on the...

Just Escaped Jail Sentence: Stephen Baldwin Admits Owing $350K Taxes

Stephen Baldwin has joined the ever-growing list of Hollywood celebrities displaying a complete ineptitude when it comes to the management of their finances… specifically the...


Alec Baldwin Sheds Light on Stephen Baldwin's Arrest

Yesterday it was unveiled that actor Stephen Baldwin owes $350,000 in unpaid income taxes and penalties from 2008-2010 and was arrested for the debt. Today...

Alec Baldwin Defends Brother Stephen's Tax Problem on Piers Morgan Tonight

Alec Baldwin has dismissed suggestions that his younger brother Stephen might go to jail following his arrest for tax evasion.The actor was taken into custody...

Knock, Knock: Stephen Baldwin, You Owe $350,000 In Tax

Stephen Baldwin, the Hollywood actor still best known for The Usual Suspects, has pleaded not guilty to failure to file personal income tax returns. Rockland...

Stephen Baldwin Faces a Possible 4 Years in Jail After Tax Evasion Arrest

Stephen Baldwin, The Usual Suspects star and contestant on 'Celebrity Big Brother 2010', has been very vocal about his evangelical Christian views, however his arrest...