David's Flying Farts
British R+B star CRAIG DAVID hates flying, because he struggles to control his flatulence during air travel.
The BORN TO DO IT hitmaker insists he would rather let his gas escape and suffer the consequences that sit there feeling uncomfortable.
He says, "Farting on planes. I travel a lot, I've yet to work out how to let one go without causing a scene.
"Do you get up and walk about, or stay sitting and hope it doesn't vibrate?
"I reckon it's better out than in!"