Hollywood heart-throb Colin Farrell has been lambasted by Woody Allen's former au pair - for being such a disappointment in bed. French siren ANGELIQUE JEROME and the Miami Vice star hooked up just hours before his London premiere of the cop drama (27JUL06) on the set of Allen's new movie, starring Farrell and Ewan McGregor. However, despite the 24-year-old brunette's delight at being singled out by the actor with an invitation to his hotel, Jerome has slammed his love-making as over-rated and bad-boy image as a myth. She says, "He must have told me I was beautiful eight times. I like bad boys. But he was too nice. He kept telling me how beautiful I was and I thought 'just shut up'. "He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse. "Maybe he has lots of women because he's not that good in bed. Maybe they don't want to stay."


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