Comedian Doug Stanhope left an audience horrified after vomiting onstage in the middle of his stand-up routine.
The controversial comic is currently on a tour of the U.K. but has recalled how a show in Liverpool, England was almost ruined when he downed whisky by mistake and threw up.
Stanhope, famed for his hard-boozing live act, tells Front magazine, "It wasn't from being overly drunk, but I'd ordered a tequila and they brought me up whisky, so my mouth was ready for tequila. I'm not a whisky drinker so my body rejected it like a bad kidney transplant and I just puked all over the stage.
"Here's a note to any young comedians reading this - if you're gonna puke on stage, make sure it's your closing bit. All the funniest jokes in your arsenal aren't gonna amuse people as much as vomiting all over yourself on stage. You can't follow that. I guess I could've followed it by s**tting my pants."