Eminem refuses to learn about the ways of the Internet because he'd drive himself mad with the comments of his online critics if he knew how to surf.
The Stan rapper admits he has no idea about navigating cyberspace - and he'd like to leave it that way.
He employs someone to keep his Twitter.com account updated and only checks out YouTube.com clips when friends email them to him.
He says, "If I learn how (to use a computer), I'm going to be on that b**ch all day looking at comments about me, and it's going to drive me crazy."