Hindus Want Madonna
America's Hindus are calling on Madonna to celebrate her 50th birthday by converting from Kabbalah to their religion.
Impressed by her dedication to religion and spirituality, leading Hindus are serious about welcoming the Material Girl as a convert, insisting she'd be a perfect fit and would find total happiness in the faith.
Hindu leader Rajan Zed, who is president of the Universal Society of Hinduism, says, "She has delved into Hinduism in the past, but I fear hers was a hurried glimpse into the vast sea of knowledge Hinduism offers.
"Hinduism consists of a rich and long tradition of philosophical thought dating back to about 3,000 BC, which requires a wholehearted study and devotion.
"While wishing her all the best on her 50th birthday, we would encourage Madonna to undertake a serious study of Hinduism, its scriptures, its schools of philosophy, doctrines and practices.
"We would be willing to provide her with all the help, answer her queries, and guide her on her journey to explore Hinduism and its concepts."