Hulk Hogan isn't flushed with regret over ending his marriage to ex LINDA - he has filed a lawsuit against his wife of 20 years accusing her of stealing his toilet seat.
The wrestling hero has gone through a bitter separation from his former partner since their split in 2007, finally putting the marriage behind him in July (09).
But the legal woes haven't ended altogether - the musclebound legend is suing his ex over allegations she stripped the family home of a host of valuable goods.
And Hogan insists he wants them all back - especially the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".
According to TMZ.com, the ex-wrestler's legal team is demanding a Florida judge looks into the suit, which claims Linda has removed items including chandeliers, a tanning bed, and fixtures and fittings.
He also alleges his ex left their house in such a state after she pillaged the goods, he is too ashamed to allow his real estate vendor to show the property to potential buyers.
Some gardens just wouldn't be complete without the addition of a garden gnome or two....