George Michael has no plans to follow in Sir Elton John's footsteps by becoming a dad - because he's convinced his kids would be embarrassed by his wild past.
The former Wham! singer has ruled out adopting a child with his partner Kenny Goss, just weeks after the Rocket Man hitmaker welcomed his first son, Zachary, at Christmas (10) by a surrogate mother.
The Faith hitmaker, who served time behind bars for drug charges last September (10), insists his children would be bullied by their classmates - because he's more "embarrassing" than his pop star peer John.
He tells Bbc Radio 2, "Can you imagine? No, thank God I didn't (have kids). Can you imagine being George Michael's son at school? I don't think he (John) is quite as embarrassing as George Michael.
"It's a resolute no and I'm 47 and I congratulate Elton and I'm very happy for him but it's not something that's in my future."