Mills Takes Kung-fu Lessons So She Can Tackle Rude Snappers

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Heather Mills plans to beat off the paparazzi the next time they manhandle her, after taking martial arts lessons. The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney felt totally helpless when one rude photographer grabbed her while she was pregnant with her daughter - and she vowed never to feel that weak again. She says, "He came up to me and he grabbed me and I couldn't knock him out... I said, 'What are you doing?' and he said, 'Turn round love, just a bum and belly shot.' "I thought, 'Ooh, I'm gonna learn martial arts, so next time I can whip your butt.'"


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dear mill$$, you cannot win over the public or paparazzi by spreading your legs.about being chased, that is the most outrageously funny joke i have ever heard.Her stand in, i heard did a wonderful job of impersonating you, the cosmetician also did a wonderful job of creating a death mask for her to wear during the routine. too bad she did not reveal at the end, while mill$$$ was backstage servicing the judges
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here tell, the station has a stand in for the beach, so as not to tick off the audience. they were afraid members of the audience would miss Mill$$$$$ and hit the judges instead.she will be backstage with woodie the woodpecker.a wee bit of comedie noir to brighten your day!!!
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and...............she ludcrisly*thinks she will be able to pull that s**te off?Talk about bs, she is dittzy to say the least.everyone is still laughing at her tv performance. Now that the leg in a jar by the door is no longer a viable pity play; she is pulling off different things to embarass herself and Sir Paul.Guess what, folks. it didnt work!!! she is starting to get the boomerang poo poo, with no end in sight.does she think that the earth doesnt see beyond her adgenda for %%%%it is only a futile ploy to steal custody of poor Bea. By now, i certainly hope that MILL$$$$has been shown, how two faced she is.as soon as Sir Paul has a friend, she is getting panicy*That child should not have to be exposed to a con person.Here's hoping she f...ks up again! Cheers! I cant wait to see the floozy loose again.Didnt she realize that she is an unsuitable parent to ANYONE!Last i heard Sir Paul and beautiful Stella were in washington ate.Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, could that be a reason she makes up excuses????? Trying to denigrate Sir Paul is USELESS. wake up beach!* Sir Paul has muchos support unlike you, the mofugly now divorced mill$$$$ for less than sir paul offered and she turned down..Guess her brain is down to a few cells.maybe she will finally meet a woodpecker and live somewhere where we are notWING NUT
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no matter what you study or do, the world will villify you for eternity
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Mill$ is futile in her attempts to win over the public by being in their face every two seconds. That gives time to say something, and then refute you prior statement. you will never be sir paul, try as you may. Infamy will follow you the remainder of your life. Perhaps, you should get back to your true profession, either on your knees or on your back.You are a clown who doesnt make anyone happy.laying on the sympathy and disable bs wont win you a place in the usa. u be a ho, u be a ho for life
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no one in the universe could possibly come close to Mill$$$ rudeness. That is one talent she has honed other than "legs in the air" for money$$$
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to: beatle fanhow goes it? you can reach me at hotmail.or celestialproductionsinc at hotmail also.Hope to hear from you soon. Be happy and may the almighty bless you for eternity
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and so the lies continue.who would even consider touching Mill$$$$$?could it be someone who lives in the twlight zone or the outer limits with her?Hear tell, the program hired a stunt artist to take Mill$$$ place when she cant do the steps.
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but but but Just a few days ago she had said her back was hurting and she may have to drop out of the competition. Does this fool not realise how this looks to us? Saying one thing and then another almost in the same breath. I swear I thing she suffers from mental illness. She needs to go on and admit it and get some meds for it. Or was her first statement about her back just another ridiculous ploy for sympathy? News flash Mill$$. No one likes someone scratching for attention any way they can, and no one can stand a liar. Furthermore, Why does she have to be so aggresive and want to hurt someone. I thought she was a peace maker.Why did all these things happen to her while she was pregnant? And why is she just now rectifying it. with karate lessons.
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