Cult director John Waters has a sexual obsession with animated children's hit ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS.
The openly-gay Hairspray director confesses the bizarre fantasy, and reveals a talented fan has even helped him live it out.
He says, "I do love the Chipmunks. I'm erotically obsessed with Alvin. I talk about that on my Christmas show, how I wanted to have sex with Alvin and the Chipmunks. And a real animator just drew one for me of Alvin jerking off. One of the best fan presents I ever got."