Noel Gallagher - The Things They Say 22783
"It's four hours long and there wasn't one single minute that I knew what was going on. I was thinking, 'I know they're speaking English but it's just all f**king gibberish.' I can appreciate the acting and the way they learned all those lines but... what the f**k was going on?" Noel Gallagher was baffled by a theatre trip to watch Jude Law in Shakespeare's Hamlet.