Ozzy Osbourne loves giving his wife SHARON gruesome gifts - he once handed her flowers from a graveyard.
The former Black Sabbath hellraiser keeps the America's Got Talent judge happy with regular romantic treats, but admits he once stole a bouquet from a tombstone when he was drunk.
But rock matriarch Sharon quickly worked out his ruse - she spied a card of condolence still attached to the bunch of bloomers.
Ozzy says, "I'd gone out on the p**s and it was late and I went into a graveyard and nicked some flowers off a freshly-dug grave. Then I forgot to take off the card. That went down like a pair of knickers. 'Oh thank you for the flowers... you f**ker!'"