"Maybe I’m cheap. They’re saving on presenters now because they all need goody bags... Someone must have said, 'Is there, like, a fat shmuck from Britain who doesn’t know our ways and would think this is a real honour? Who’d do it for a giant pizza?' My agent overheard them." Ricky Gervais on his selection as host of the 2010 Golden Globe Awards. He'll be the first proper host of the prizegiving since 1995.