"No drinking at the Emmys. Not even backstage... What do they think is going to happen?... There's no tough guys here. No Russell Crowe - he wouldn't be seen dead here, it's TV. No Christian Bale, same. Kiefer's (Sutherland) got a couple of hours as well. Mel Gibson... I'm not going to have a go at him, he's been through a lot. Not as much as the Jews, to be fair. Who wants a beer?" Ricky Gervais calls on Emmy bosses to serve up alcohol to tame TV stars at Sunday night's (29Aug10) ceremony.