British singer Robbie Williams has written a song poking fun at this year's (13) Brit Awards.
The Angels hitmaker was among the performers at the London ceremony last Wednesday (20Feb13) and his hit Candy was nominated for the British Single honour, but he has taken a swipe at the "boring" prizegiving in a new track.
Williams posted the new tune on his website on Monday (25Feb13) and added in a message to fans, "Hey folks here's a gift from me and Guy (Chambers). We wrote it on Saturday recorded it on Sunday... If you have kids in the room don't play it. It's called The Brits 2013."
The song begins with Williams saying, "I'm very excited to be here yet again, it's an honour to be nominated of course, blah di blah..." before he goes on to sing, "Well that Brits night was so f**king boring".
The singer then reminisces about past ceremonies, and the lyrics include, "Coke (cocaine) in the bogs (toilets) til seven in the morning, look the wrong way and we end up brawling."