Porn king Ron Jeremy has proudly declared the age of his oldest sexual conquest - 87.
The chubby lothario knew his 1997 porn movie 87 AND STILL BANGING would rake in a staggering amount of revenue, and so had no qualms about having saucy screen sex with the senior citizen.
He says, "I've got as far as 87 - it did really well and earned me a lot of money.
"It was called 87 And Still Banging. The funniest line in the whole movie, I said to the lady, 'So how did you get into the business?'
"She said to me, 'I couldn't find men my age to keep an erection.'
"I said, 'Rosie, guys your age have been dead 10 years!"07/07/2005 03:00