SIDEWAYS star Thomas Haden Church was mortified when co-star Robert Duvall made fun of him for owning five female cats. The pair were filming the western mini-series BROKEN TRAIL when his gruff co-star questioned him about his penchant for furry felines. He explains, "I have a ranch in Texas, but I don't have your standard macho ranch dog - I have five cats. "I think cats are regarded as feminine. Robert Duvall was appalled. He was like, 'You don't have a dog?!' "My cats are all girls. They're named TWINKLE, Honey, Kitty, BEANS - because everything gives her gas - and Tyson, because her nose is really flat like Mike Tyson's. "After Duvall's reaction, I was like, 'Oh God, maybe I need (to stop) letting people know!"